Hey guys. Did you know that just for staying alive for a year, people get really excited? They bought me stuff, sang to me, and let me eat this thing of pure sugar. It was quite the surprise.
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| We'll I'll be! What are you doing here? |
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| We even get special hats?! |
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| Maybe I'll leave it on! |
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| ...But probably not. |
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| Is that fire combined with sugar? Were you reading my dream journal? |
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| This gigantic cupcake might best me. |
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| ALL MINE. |
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| Yeah, that's right. I read cards because I have manners. |
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| This might be a tad big... |
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| If it fits Dad's giant dome, I think it definitely is. |
I have to say, this entire birthday experience was not the worst thing that has ever happened to me. I can't think of one snarky comment. The world must be on the brink of collapse.
.Max
